4 posts tagged “odd”
"A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair." the BBC writes.
Apparently the guy waits until the train is empty (polite geeza) then proceeds to smear his butt nuggets all over the train. This phantom faecal fudger has evidently struck 30 trains.
According to the BBC: "He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week." So be careful, Mr mud-butt could be on a train near you.
Police have released a picture (above) of the guy whom they suspect is dropping the butt clusters. This Bondi cigar dropper is obviously dangerous. So i wouldn't approach him. I mean I wouldn't want any of my readers in the area to suffer collateral damage. Being hit by some butt butter could be dangerous.
Police will be armed with industrial strength Andrex and rocket propelled Glade plugins. God speed gentleman in catching this tord terrorist.
Thats it today from the nookie cookie news dept. Stay classy.
I will keep you up to date people.
ps. Do you think he's seen this woman?:
Zuiikin BOYS! Now i'm not sure whether this is good or bad..mmm
Dodgy couple of days. I havnt met said youths again. Lets hope I never do.... anyways:
We're all adults here. If you are not...please stop reading and ...go .... pray for our souls or something.
I've been on the Internet now for at least a good 5 or 6 years (still a newbie really) and i have seen all sorts of 'odd' videos. The most erm.... 'odd' videos tend to be Japanese. Eels, faecal munching, urine gurgling, bukkake, general nastiness. Now I (i don't know about you) have always wondered, 'why?'. What makes them do it*. As children do these actresses say 'I would like to be in a film where I can shove eels up my buttocks and poop them out into someone's mouth? I mean what drives them?
Well apprantly these people can actually speak (yea, I know, crazy huh?)..... So for all those that have wondered this. Here is an interview with said 'actress':
Choice quotes:
"
I was not popular the first year. I
switched agency the next year and adopted the new name of Hinano Mizuki (觀月雛乃).
I accepted any kind of role, including drinking urine, eating feces and
everything else [as you do]. Then I became popular. In two to three years'
time, I earned more than NT$10 million. I was even a middle-level
manager with the company. When I had free time, I went shopping and
soaked myself in spas. I even hired a Taiwanese student to be my
maid. I enjoyed life every day."
"In Japan, I fell in love with a man who is
twenty years older than me. He is gentle and loving, but he is married
with child. He never took his family to Disneyland, but he took me
there. He even wore a suit to take a photograph with me. But his
wife found out about us, and we had to split up. I was deeply
hurt. I took more than 30 sleeping pills and I was ready to slit my
wrists. But he saved me."
"Sex is just a habit to me. The look of the man is
unimportant. But if the FEEL in bed is wrong, it is hard to sustain the
relationship."
erm...seems quite sane(!)
The full interview is printed on a chinese blog here. Which was taken from here
*note: Not exploring reasons why people do this..... no reason ...er yea thats it.
