4 posts tagged “crazy”
I hate pigeons, they are vermin, they are the devils babies. So when
this pelican ate a pigeon I for one welcomed it. Look how the other
pigeons wait around so they can catch a few scraps of their former
pigeon pal. Vermin I say!
The BBC writes: "Families and tourists in a London park were left shocked when a pelican picked up and swallowed a pigeon.
The unusual wildlife spectacle in St James's Park was caught on camera by photographer Cathal McNaughton.
He said the Eastern White pelican had the unfortunate pigeon in its beak for more than 20 minutes before swallowing it whole."
"it managed to get the pigeon to go head first down its throat. It was kicking and flapping the whole way down."
It's true pelicans are like so in this year. Pelicans are hot.
ps. Apparently this took 20mins to swallow. Dear reader I will find the whole video if it kills me.Dodgy couple of days. I havnt met said youths again. Lets hope I never do.... anyways:
We're all adults here. If you are not...please stop reading and ...go .... pray for our souls or something.
I've been on the Internet now for at least a good 5 or 6 years (still a newbie really) and i have seen all sorts of 'odd' videos. The most erm.... 'odd' videos tend to be Japanese. Eels, faecal munching, urine gurgling, bukkake, general nastiness. Now I (i don't know about you) have always wondered, 'why?'. What makes them do it*. As children do these actresses say 'I would like to be in a film where I can shove eels up my buttocks and poop them out into someone's mouth? I mean what drives them?
Well apprantly these people can actually speak (yea, I know, crazy huh?)..... So for all those that have wondered this. Here is an interview with said 'actress':
Choice quotes:
"
I was not popular the first year. I
switched agency the next year and adopted the new name of Hinano Mizuki (觀月雛乃).
I accepted any kind of role, including drinking urine, eating feces and
everything else [as you do]. Then I became popular. In two to three years'
time, I earned more than NT$10 million. I was even a middle-level
manager with the company. When I had free time, I went shopping and
soaked myself in spas. I even hired a Taiwanese student to be my
maid. I enjoyed life every day."
"In Japan, I fell in love with a man who is
twenty years older than me. He is gentle and loving, but he is married
with child. He never took his family to Disneyland, but he took me
there. He even wore a suit to take a photograph with me. But his
wife found out about us, and we had to split up. I was deeply
hurt. I took more than 30 sleeping pills and I was ready to slit my
wrists. But he saved me."
"Sex is just a habit to me. The look of the man is
unimportant. But if the FEEL in bed is wrong, it is hard to sustain the
relationship."
erm...seems quite sane(!)
The full interview is printed on a chinese blog here. Which was taken from here
*note: Not exploring reasons why people do this..... no reason ...er yea thats it.
Am very disappointed. Went out last night but had to go home due to a....... sore throat. Now dont laugh, this was a sore throat caused by man germ, obviously a more potent and vicious type of germ.
Anyways more Zuiikin English!!:
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The series, which consists of 12 episodes, was originally aired in 1992 by Fuji Television. The series is a spoof borrowing the formats of both English conversation lesson and gymnastic exercise programs.
The presenter of the series, who is a grey-haired academic-looking Westerner with a sombre pair of spectacles and fluent Japanese, proclaims that a learner should develop a muscle related to a specific phrase to become a better English speaker.
Each regular program first shows a sketch. Every time a new English phrase is introduced, the sketch pauses and switches to the Zuiikin Gals. They start to perform synchronised exercises with innocent smiles on their faces while chanting the phrase hypnotically to idyllic techno-pop sounds. The choice of unpractical phrases such as "Spare me my life" and "Let's go Dutch" in combination with the total lack of efforts to nuetralise the accent add up to a sense of irrelevance that is probably the main source of viewer's amusement."
"lack of efforts to nuetralise the accent add up to a sense of irrelevance that is probably the main source of viewer's amusement" well that and the fact that IT IS FUCKING NUTS!. Those shorts are illegal in most countries.
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Ok how do i explain this video.... ask wiki:
Zuiikin' English is a Japanese television series that teaches the English language.
Its unusual style has made it a minor cult on the internet. The series
was originally produced in the early 1990's but is now being shown on Fuji Television.
Zuiikin translates as muscle and the show promotes a connection between
exercise and language. The show features the Zuiikin Boys and Zuiikin
Gals, men and women who repeat English phrases while doing aerobic exercises.
'Unusual style' is an understatement... so so funny
